Recent Health Issues 

Carmel's Breast Cancer

In February 2016 the public health breast screening system picked up Carmel's breast cancer - requiring a mastectomy and intensive chemotherapy and other nasties.

What factors cause cancer in some people and not in others. 

All I know is as far as Carmel is concerned it is unfair.

All the time I have known her, she drank the odd glass of wine; did not smoke and preferred healthy foodstuffs whereas I continue to be the opposite - in the extreme.

Stress may have been a factor - the 2005 investment disaster with our superannuation Nest Egg; two years at Waterford Park. Whatever.

It was brutal and an emotional roller coaster ride.

During the "Big C" stage, you would lie in bed next to her knowing that she had lost her hair; had lesions all over her body, discoloration of the skin; aches n pains and nausea and whimpering quietly so as not to disturb me.

Then there was the miscommunication:

• “I wish he would come 'n sit with me”

• “Maybe she wants to be alone, I’ll wait outside”

The aftermath was debilitating and niggling.

Paul - Sliced and Diced 

In June 2019, I visited my GP - to obtain a script for a steroid ointment.

He took my blood pressure noticing it was unusually high. High enough to undertake an ECG - which picked up an anomaly.

Six weeks later, a cardiac intervention specialist advised that I needed immediate open heart surgery - my main arteries were 80% blocked.

I suggested that that he had the wrong guy.  I had recently walked over the Kumano Heritage Wilderness Trail and I felt fine.

Surgery was followed by nine days in an Intensive Care Unit (ICU).

This extended period was required because the medicos had trouble “kick starting” me - which resulted in a pacemaker insertion.   Then there were the sessions of assisted walking and sitting up in a lounge chair.

Two memories:

On day 2-3 of post surgery I was sitting up in a chair next to my bed - bored shitless.

An ICU is a busy place.  It is “open space” in design - separated by curtains. Bells are ringing, buzzers monitoring; patients groaning - some yelling & screaming; staff busy and generally very serious.

I organised a prank.

On my laptop, I googled Tarzan’s Jungle Call and played it - loud.

Everyone stopped what they were doing and immediately looked around for the individual in such agony only to see this doped up Bull Ape slumped half out of his chair immitating the act of thumping his chest in Victory Over Surgery and then giving up because it was just  too exhaustive.

Carmel suggested I shout the crew a box of chocolates after I left ICU - to apolgise.

…

We visited the surgeon’s practice two weeks after discharge.

He referred to his notes and enquired as to when did I have I have my heart attack.

Carmel and I looked at each other somewhat puzzled.

Again, I said something about “you still have the wrong guy!”.

He countered stating that scar tissue on the heart clearly indicated trauma.

“Well that proves it” said Carmel “He is truely insensitive to pain, sex and criticism!”